{"id":3057,"date":"2010-02-10T07:27:35","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T06:27:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/?p=3057"},"modified":"2010-02-09T23:33:09","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T22:33:09","slug":"masque-pour-dormir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/masque-pour-dormir","title":{"rendered":"Le masque de m\u00e9m\u00e8re glamour \u00e0 souhait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-3066\" href=\"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/masque-pour-dormir\/masque-sommeil\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3066\" title=\"masque sommeil\" src=\"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/masque-sommeil.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Attention, billet avec du glamour dedans ! Vous voil\u00e0 pr\u00e9venus.<\/p>\n<p>Or donc, j&rsquo;ai un sommeil assez calamiteux parce que tr\u00e8s, tr\u00e8s l\u00e9ger (oh, le bel euph\u00e9misme). Le moindre soupir me r\u00e9veille, une craquement de parquet, envie de pipi, le chat, la lumi\u00e8re de la souris qui troue l&rsquo;obscurit\u00e9, une obscurit\u00e9 d&rsquo;o\u00f9 ne perce aucune lumi\u00e8re, une obscurit\u00e9 d&rsquo;o\u00f9 perce trop de lumi\u00e8re&#8230; Je suis un v\u00e9ritable cauchemar d&rsquo;autogestion du sommeil.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->J&rsquo;ai vaguement test\u00e9 quelques trucs : des cachetons \u00e0 base de plantes (fail), du pisse-m\u00e9m\u00e9 (double fail), des boule-qui\u00e8s (j&rsquo;aime pas, j&rsquo;ai horreur de m&rsquo;entendre de l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur quand je cherche le sommeil).<\/p>\n<p>Et puis, un soir, je l&rsquo;ai retrouv\u00e9 au fond d&rsquo;une de mes bo\u00eetes \u00e0 rien o\u00f9 j&rsquo;entasse p\u00eale-m\u00eale tout un tas de trucs absolument inutiles et donc, \u00e0 conserver absolument. Evidemment. Parmi lesquels un masque de sommeil. Vous savez, les trucs qu&rsquo;on file dans les avions ?<\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;ai essay\u00e9, comme \u00e7a, pour voir. Et \u00e7a marche. Rudement bien, m\u00eame.<\/p>\n<p>Bon, question look, je vous l&rsquo;accorde, j&rsquo;ai vu mieux&#8230; Mais bon, si vous savez o\u00f9 est pass\u00e9e la cr\u00e9mi\u00e8re, vous me faites signe, hein ?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attention, billet avec du glamour dedans ! Vous voil\u00e0 pr\u00e9venus. Or donc, j&rsquo;ai un sommeil assez calamiteux parce que tr\u00e8s, tr\u00e8s l\u00e9ger (oh, le bel euph\u00e9misme). Le moindre soupir me r\u00e9veille, une craquement de parquet, envie de pipi, le chat, la lumi\u00e8re de la souris qui troue l&rsquo;obscurit\u00e9, une obscurit\u00e9 d&rsquo;o\u00f9 ne perce aucune lumi\u00e8re, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3066,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,7],"tags":[75,2667,2668],"class_list":["post-3057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-beaute","category-shopping","tag-fashion-pas-victime","tag-masque-de-sommeil","tag-sommeil-paisible"],"acf":[],"geo":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3057"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3072,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions\/3072"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}