{"id":6908,"date":"2010-07-07T07:54:25","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T05:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/?p=6908"},"modified":"2010-07-07T00:11:31","modified_gmt":"2010-07-06T22:11:31","slug":"gat-rimon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/gat-rimon","title":{"rendered":"Gaston tente le short d’\u00e9t\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Si l’hiver, le short est LE v\u00eatement facile \u00e0 porter, gros collants bien \u00e9pais oblige, l’\u00e9t\u00e9, Gaston le fuit comme la peste.<\/p>\n

Parce que mollets mollassons et blanch\u00e2tres. Et surtout parce que vieux libidineux pervers \u00e0 deux balles post\u00e9s \u00e0 chaque angle de rue.<\/p>\n

Tenez, pas plus tard qu’hier soir, Gaston en a crois\u00e9 un muni d’un appareil photo orient\u00e9 vers la jupe tr\u00e8s courte de la fille qu’il suivait de (trop) pr\u00eat. Gerbant.<\/p>\n

Et puis, la chaleur. Et puis, les filles du bureau qui d\u00e9gainent leurs jambes de quinze m\u00e8tres de longs. Et puis mince, apr\u00e8s tout : \u00e0 mesure que les rides s’impriment sur son visage, Gaston prend de l’assurance et s’affranchit du regard des autres pourvu qu’il se sente bien.<\/p>\n

Oh, vous pouvez bien vous moquer : que celle (ou celui) qui n’a jamais raval\u00e9 une envie pour cause de peur d’\u00eatre moqu\u00e9(e) jette le premier pav\u00e9 au mouton !<\/p>\n

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Pour autant, pas question de porter n’importe quel short : un short long, fa\u00e7on jupe culotte d’antan. Les soldes<\/a> aidant…<\/p>\n

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Reste \u00e0 assortir le tout avec les chaussures gniiiiiii achet\u00e9es il y a quelques semaines… Et hop, tant pis pour les pervers… Gaston les enverra promener d’un bon coup de sabots !<\/p>\n

Tee Shirt H&M \/\/ Short Gat Rimon<\/a> \/\/ Chaussures Vanessa Bruno \/\/ Sac Balenciaga \/\/ Gaston <\/em>Emmanuelle Esther<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Si l’hiver, le short est LE v\u00eatement facile \u00e0 porter, gros collants bien \u00e9pais oblige, l’\u00e9t\u00e9, Gaston le fuit comme la peste. Parce que mollets mollassons et blanch\u00e2tres. Et surtout parce que vieux libidineux pervers \u00e0 deux balles post\u00e9s \u00e0 chaque angle de rue. Tenez, pas plus tard qu’hier soir, Gaston en a crois\u00e9 un […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":19589,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[2954,3057,1265,1437,2867,7500,1394,1330,135,1458],"class_list":["post-6908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lookbook-mode-a-paris","tag-balenciaga","tag-bons-plans-soldes-a-paris","tag-emmanuelle-esther","tag-gaston-le-mouton-de-la-mode","tag-gat-rimon","tag-lookbook-mode-a-paris","tag-look-parisien","tag-mode-a-paris","tag-monshowroom","tag-soldes-a-paris"],"acf":[],"geo":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6908"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6911,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6908\/revisions\/6911"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deedeeparis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}